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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 02:28

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So they tried

Unacceptable again!

Another attempt resulted in ...

Report: Broncos are signing running back J.K. Dobbins to a one-year deal - Mile High Report

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Texas woman dies from brain-eating amoeba after cleaning sinuses with tap water - NBC News

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

share office space ...

How does a 45-year-old man get a girlfriend?

So, the docs changed it to read

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Nuts and Butts

'The Life of Chuck' Filmmaker Mike Flanagan on Stephen King Film - IndieWire

Thumbs down again.

Still no good

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

The Toyota Supra Won't Stay Dead For Long - Motor1.com

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Minds and Behinds

Barbra Streisand on New Album, Not Being Paid Enough for Meet the Fockers - Variety

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Oracle Stock Surges for Second Straight Day After Strong Results, Rosy Outlook - Investopedia

Just Forget it!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No way

Analysts Look to Tesla’s Robotaxi Launch After Stock Hit From Musk-Trump Spat - Investopedia

Then came..

No go.

In the search for signs of life on Mars, Perseverance reaches a crucial rock site. - Farmingdale Observer

They put up a sign reading

Catatonics & High Colonics

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I found a simple toggle to get rid of ads in my Gmail inbox, and I can't recommend it enough - Android Authority

No, not a chance

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Loons and Moons

9 fruits that are known to flush out toxins from liver and kidneys when consumed daily - Times of India

Everyone loved it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Next, they tried...

How can we worship Shri Krishna at home? Is it enough to install an idol, or are there other rituals that are mandatory?